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Toilet training a young child is always a matter of pot luck.
(Evan Esar)

Ever wonder why some people won't drive during daylight hours in a certain part of California? It's 'cause their doctors told them to stay out of the sun to avoid car Sonoma.
(Cynthia MacGregor)

The dentist mistakenly poured sulphuric acid in his patient's mouth.  It was a case of acid dental death.
(Alex Rodriquez)

The priest did not appreciate the smell coming from the commune.  He was incensed.
Most people thought the location of the church under the billboard was an accident, but it was really by design.
(Jason Dias)

Dieting is a way of living a little longer by starving yourself to death.
(Renee From Napa)

As he approached the bridge in rush hour, his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner.
(Pun of the Day)

One young lady told a friend, 'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a dress.' The other one said, 'I've
always wondered where you got them.
(Milton Berle)

While delivering 1000 gallons of dark pigment he almost painted, then blacked out.
(Pun of the Day)

Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.
(Tim Davis)

The bar mirror allowed him to watch his drinking.
She dumped the guitarist because he wanted to string her along.
When the trucker passed the mountain driving test, he made the grade.
When she ran out of window cleaner, Mom faced no solution.
After he hung the mirror he reflected on it.
(Jumble: Arnold & Argirlon)

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