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Cubby Said dear daddy whoa this is cooool it makes talking only you cant hear it no wonder you sit here all the time i guess this is gonna be somethin else i mess around with while your at the work heh heh heh tell me to getoffthedesk now heh heh heh so what should i talk about i know what the hell makes you think i don't want a banana cats dont eat bananas you say that all the time but your sniff sniff sniff eating sniff one sniff sniff ewwwwwwww you eat those guess i can drag this peel i took out of the trash around the house for you there that was fun but the real fun part is watching you put it back in so i can take it back out tomorrow hey whats this oops you can probably fix it gotta go litter box you need to sweep the floor i hate getting that stuff on my paws you know whats fun jumping on your head when the radio shouts in the morning i wanna chew on your feet guess this shoe will have to do for now that was fun wanna know what else is fun watching you put all that stuff back up on the desk i just pushed off whoa cat attack i kicked her ass even if i was on the bottom the whole time lick lick lick dont touch my tail lick lick lick im hungry guess ill eat a bunch of toilet paper how does that stuff get all over the house lick lick lick wanna know whats fun climbing the curtains whoa slid off the desk dont use so much wax wanna know whats fun your underwear they just are yawn gotta nap wanna know whats fun omygod your home omygod how do i turn this............... GET OFF THE DESK!!!!!! Cliff Lake 11/12/'97
Untitled Broken like the empty shells of lobsters on a plate in tortuous god's oblivion-he makes his way through the streets of an almost living city ;it's streets strewn with the detritus of plastic lives-broken toys of a society whose soul lived in it's wallet only to find that there was nothing gained. His mind reeling from the sundered colors of artificial joy, he leaves behind him a wake of unchange-not seeing-not knowing-he hasn't been here, he hasn't improved, he hasn't destroyed, he hasn't adjusted, he hasn't lived in this reality-he is a ship that collects no barnacles ;a soul concocted of grease and silicon, he slips away like mercury, leaving not a molecule to speak of his passing. He hasn't been here. Unscented by any dog, unstung by any insect ,he blunders by building after building, until weary with the whistling loneliness, he falls into a pile of twisted limbs and heaving chest-lost, blind and gritting his teeth against the cold of a dead world. His mind cannot accept, and he moans, affirming his own existence. Finally, he sleeps-protecting his brain against the vacuum. When he awakes, he finds a kitten curled against his stomach-purring of it's contentment at the comfort of companionship. They live. Cliff Lake 5/30/'94
The Test A Children's Story A man was walking down a long and twisting road. And the road was unpaved so that in his walking he began to raise much dust. And the sun was hot, so that the dust began to stick to him and to cake his skin and his clothing so that soon one could not tell where his clothes ended and his skin began. And the man asked the of the dust: "Why do you plague me? Can you not see that my road is long and arduous? Why do you plague me?" And the dust said to him: "Be glad of me! Think of me not as a plague, for do I not keep the sun from burning you? Do I not keep the gnats from stinging you? Be glad of me." And the man grew glad of his coat of dust, for it kept out some of the hurts of his road. And so the man kept walking, and the sun did not scorch him and the gnats did not gnaw him. But soon the road roughened and grew pitted with great gullies and chasms that were filled with many sharp rocks and there were also many loose ones. Now, the man could walk around some of these gullies, but many times the dirt was false and loosened beneath his feet and he was cast into many pits. Some of the gullies were great chasms that flung themselves entirely across his road so that the man was forced to climb down into them. But always in these gullies, the man found the dirt in the sides to be treacherous, and it too would loosen, and again he would be cast to the bottom, fearing greatly for his safety. Soon the man grew tired of falling down and climbing up, for no two gullies were quite the same, and great care and precise movements were needed by the man in his various ascensions to the roads surface. And the man began to curse the gullies and to bemoan hi evil fortune until he finally asked of the gullies: "Why do you persecute me so?" And the gullies replied: "We do not persecute you. Rather, we toughen you, and build your endurance, and your capacity to observe, for soon you will be tested a great test that you must not fail." And the man grew glad of the gullies and their teachings, and her grew to navigate them more quickly, and in this manner, they soon passed. Now it came to be that soon after the man had climbed from a great gully that the road became paved and bordered with great trees. And the trees were watered with clear running streams and many animals lived in that place and many birds also, and flowers grew there in great profusion. But the man, seeing that the road was paved, began to hasten, and then to run, for he was weary of his journey. And so he did not rest in the shade of the trees, nor did he drink of the streams,nor wonder at the animals, or the songs of the birds, nor did he breathe of the flowers. But the man cracked his coat of dust, and the man in his running jogged loose great pieces of it, and it fell away, leaving him exposed. And the man, because of his running, soon came out of the beautiful place that he had been in, and the road became uneven and no trees would grow there. But the man had become tough because of the gullies and he was able to run a great , long way into that place. But the running made the man grow tired and he did not watch the road and he tripped over a rock that was sticking up and he fell down into the road. Now, the swamps on either side of the road Were home to many gnats and stinging insects and they saw the man lying in the road and they rose up against him and stung him many times. And there were no trees growing in the swamps and the sun was able to beat fully upon the man. Now, the man had shaken loose his coat of dust and the mans had run many, many miles and was tired and the sun could now burn him, and it did, and the gnats could now sting him , and they did, and the man was made very ill. And so the man lay there in his road, and after a time he began to crawl forward, for it was it was in his mind that he had run many, many miles into the swamps, but it might not be as many to come out the other side. Indeed, it may have been that he was right. But it was a long time before the man could start walking again. Yes, it was a very long time. Cliff Lake 3/15/94
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